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Pasta and Pastette differences 1● = BEN
●BEN suffers from hydrophobia
♡ BENNY actually loves water. She will only avoid it if it is cold (below 70 degrees) due to the fact she drowned in subzero water
● BEN is described as being perverted
♡ BENNY doesnt really care for sexual things unless she's joking with a friend.
● BEN doesnt eat that much
♡ BENNY can literally put a buffet out of business (I like to think she died hungry, so the hunger stayed with her after death)
● BEN has the same outfit and looks as Link
♡ BENNY does resemble a female Link, however, she has "glitches" as she calls them. She can change her forms/looks. This gives her different body types and outfits, she cannot change to look like someone else.
● BEN and Jeff are described as great friends
♡ BENNY and Jess are also good friends, but though she won't admit it, she adtually likes spending time with Masquerade more
● BEN always plays video games
♡ BENNY o
Mal: Everything I do.Mal: Look into your hear-r-rt....You will find....there's nothing left....to hi-i-ide....Take me as I a-a-am....Take my life....I'd give it all, I would sacrifice! Don't tell me, it's not worth fighting for! I can't help it; there's nothing I want more! You know it's tru-u-ue! That everything I do....O-o-o-oh! I do it for you....Oh yeah! There's no love....like your love....and no other....could give more love....There's no care! Unless you're there! All the ti-i-ime! All the WA-A-A-AY!
Alejandro: I'm not following the story art here....
Mal: Sut up!
Mal: Look into your heart baby! You can't tell me, it's not with fighting for! I can't help it! There's nothing I want more! I'd fight for you!
Mal/Mal's nipples: I'd lie for you!
Mal: Walk the wor-rld for you! I would die....for....yooooou....You know it's true....that everything I do....O-o-ohhh....I'd do it for you....
Mal: Those goosebumps will go away in a moment....
Skyrimon profiles: Team MageKirbyKirbyKirby1992, trainer of Fiona.
Likes: VoiceMan, cute things, love, finding valuables, friends, teamwork, cooperation, and making new spells
Dislikes: Alduin, spell backfire, side effects of magic, always finding coal, and hatred
Weapon(s) of choice: Flames, Frostbite, and Sparks
Favorite food: Red Apples and sweets
Least favorite food: Anything nasty
Favorite spell schools: Healing
Favorite Shout: Any, but mainly Whirlwind Spirit
Favorite places: Riverwood, Riften, and her home Kuttlmor
Current target location: Helgen
Immune to: Frost, Flames, and Sparks
Fiona, Silky's companion.
Likes: Quill, fire, puzzles, peace, sophistication, and new discoveries
Dislikes: Water, darkness, shadows, evil, and ghosts
Favorite type-wise move: Mystical Fire
Favorite move in general: Future Sight
Weapon of choice: Magic staff
Boys Will Be...Dumb pt2"Your Dad picked your Mom up in the sandbox and realized she was too good for him so he checked the trash instead you filthy son of a-!!" A nail made contact with the back of his ear and his insult died in his throat. Blue eyes widened dramatically and pupils dilated to nearly fill them entirely before slowly, as if he were falling asleep, his eyes shut. The purring resumed, louder than before. Intrusive rumbles broke the air and filled the tiny space with the cat's content. Leaning into the touch he whined a little between the low vibrations in his chest, rubbing his head against Layne's hand as a smile tugged at his lips. Once again, his bliss was fleeting. Same burst in, bringing him back to his senses and scrambling away from Layne. His face couldn't heat up any further if he stuck his head in the oven. Huffing out ragged breaths, his mortification getting worse and worse by the second, he sneered at Same. "How much of that did you use?" he spat at the Sharpedo, "That's expensive p
Skyrimon profiles: Team WarriorVoiceMan, trainer of Quill.
Race: Imperial Vampire
Occupation: Student at Winterhold
Likes: Silky, new discoveries of provinces and places, fighting, picking locks, Sevin when he's angry, moonlight, ancient artifacts, battling Dragons, being insane, and dungeons
Dislikes: Alduin, sunlight, assassins, Astrid, Frost Trolls, Dark Elves, and invaders
Weapon(s) of choice: Golden/Ivory Dragon Claws or Flames and Imperial Sword
Favorite food: Garlic, Red Apples, and Alto Wine
Least favorite food: Salt piles
Favorite spell schools: Destruction, Illusion, and Conjuration
Favorite Destruction: Flames
Favorite Illusion: Clairvoyance
Favorite Conjuration: Flame Atronach
Favorite Shout: Force Balance Push
Favorite places: Whiterun, Winterhold, and Riverwood
Current target location: Riften
Immune to: Frost, disease, and poison
Quill, VoiceMan's companion.
Likes: Fiona, grasslands, nature, Spriggons, Shur U. Ken when he's angry, war, punching things, and throwing his weight into movements
'What the duck?' Pt. 1Setting: Transylvania
Sub-setting: in a castle's Throne Room
Jenny: *is asleep on a throne between two large sets of armor* Zzz...Goin' batty...Zzz...Count Duckula...Zzz...
Obsidian: *is sitting at the entrance, seeing an old-looking duck in old-fashioned clothing walk in* (Scrooge...?) *flies over to Scrooge* Hold up!
Scrooge: Oi! What's this, now?
Obsidian: The boss here is too big for you to fight on your own!
Scrooge: Oh yeah? There ain't no boss too big for me to beat! *marches off to the Throne Room*
Obsidian: *facepalm* Don't blame me if the boss squishes you!
At the Throne Room...
Jenny: Zzz...The Crown of Royals...Zzz...Must protect it...Zzz...
Scrooge: *kicks the doors open, waking up Jenny* Up an' at 'em!
Jenny: Eh? *sees Scrooge, then laughs at him* SO PATHETIC!!!
Scrooge: Enough lolly-gaggin'! Ya know the boss o' this place?
Jenny: You're lookin' at her, ya stupid duck.
Scrooge: YOU? You're a might bigger than what I'd expect for a boss.
Jenny: Yup! Like what ya
Skyrimon profiles: Team BanditNumberSevin, trainer of Shur U. Ken.
Race: Dark Elf
Likes: Assaulting royalty, trespassing provinces, thievery, invisibility, darkness, teasing victims, and stealing precious items
Dislikes: Others stealing from him, VoiceMan being cocky, and cowards
Weapon(s) of choice: Orcish Dagger and Ancient Nord Sword
Favorite food: Human Hearts, Hagraven Feathers, and Pears
Least favorite food: Honeycombs
Favorite spell schools: Stealth
Favorite Shout: Whirlwind Spirit
Favorite place: Whiterun
Current target location: Sovngarde
Immune to: 20% of everything
Shur U. Ken, Sevin's companion.
Likes: Water, darkness, shadows, evil, toying with his victims with light-speed, and ghosts
Dislikes: Bombs, magic, counter-thieves, and failed missions
Favorite type-wise move: Water Shuriken
Favorite move in general: Substitute
Weapon of choice: Ninjutsu
Skyrimon TeamsTeam Warrior: VoiceMan and Quill the Chesnaught
Team Mage: KirbyKirbyKirby1992 and Fiona the Delphox
Team Bandit: NumberSevin and Shur U. Ken the Greninja
I Plead The Fifth(A garden is seen with a forest in the back ground. An old man with lengthy beard and hair dressed in long robes is seen rummaging through a box of odds and ends.)
GOD: No. (Tosses out slinky.) No. (Tosses out plastic bat, pulls out large water gun.) What the heck is this? (Studies, tosses.) No. (Pulls out puppy.) No. But you stay. (Pets puppy, digs arms back in box.) Ooh, that's where I put lunch! (Pulls out six-foot sub, sets aside.) Later. (Tosses box aside.) What should I do, Noodles? I'm bored. (Sees stick, throws.) Fetch!
(NOODLES runs away.)
(GOD goes behind rock, jumps back into view looking like mad scientist, complete with pose. He then goes into cave, comes back out pulling table and chemistry set-up. Looks around, finds nothing of interest. Decides to throw dirt in small box with tubes connected.)
GOD: I hope this works.
(Box shakes, tubes rattle, table quakes, God stands back watc
How It Began"God, your two o'clock is here."
"I have a two o'clock?"
"He's been here since 7:45. I figured it's only polite to... sir."
God sighed. "Fine, send him in."
While He waited God cleared His desk of papers and blueprints; no need for outsiders to see His plans. Soon enough the door to His office opened and God stood, smiled, held out a hand towards one of the two visitor's chairs.
"God! Great stuff you're doing in sector 2-7-0! Great stuff!"
The man's hands were clammy, his handshake limp. Rumpled suit, porkpie hat, briefcase... oh Jes-- oh dear, a salesman. God's smile slipped a little but He soldiered on gamely. With luck He could shoo the poor guy away in a few minutes.
"So, what can I do for you?"
The man sat, briefcase across his knees. "Sector 2-7-0! Everyone's talking about it! What do you call it? Man and merman?"
"Man and woman, actually. And thanks. But we're pretty busy around here, and..."
"Oh! Right! No time for the wicked, eh?" The salesman winked and popped his briefcase,
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