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APH - Forest Trio Script
APH FOREST TRIO SCRIPT
Nalicrim: (walking around the forest; trying to find an animal to kill)
Ternik: (sneaking up behind her (Nalicrim) quietly)
Nalicrim: Ugh! Where the HELL are all the damn animals?! I swear.. It's like animals HATE me!
Ternik: (thought: “Okay.... three.. two.. one!”) (yells out) BOO!!
Nalicrim: (screams really loudly)
Nalicrim: (getting mad) What the HELL you asshole?!
Ternik: (still laughing; but not as much) I'm... I'm sorry!!
Nalicrim: Idiot... This is why I HATE YOU!!
Ternik: Oh, hush! You love me~!
Nalicrim: (blushing) I do NOT !!
Ternik: You do too~!
Nezbec: (walks towards them) What the HELL are you two dumbasses doing?!
Nalicrim: Screw you, Nezbec! It's none of your business!
Nezbec: If you two are going to be loud and stupid then, yes it is my freaking business!
Nalicrim: No, it's not! So butt-the-living-hell-out!
Nezbec: Whatever... (walks back to the cabin house they all live in)
The Randomest Mother Fucking Story EverA/N: Me and my friend Rose were texting. This was our conversation.
Rose: Yup. Dude like if Jamie was like 15 and liked me before before Matt. Oh dayummm!
Me: Guuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrlllllllll! STOP IT! THAT'S MY FANTASY!
Rose: AWWWW HELL NAW!HE IS MY SEXICAN. MINEEEE O.O
Me: ... Well fuck you too dreamkiller u!
Rose: Fuck me... When shall that be?
Me: I'm free at 6... u? (Well that escalated quickly...)
Rose: Nahhh... Make it 10 (And yes, very much so) xP
Rose: Hahahahahahah! jk! Me and Jamie be getting funky at 10... Dude that is the weirdest text I think I've sent xD
Me: I once killed a man with a grape and an angry Italian... I think I've got u beat.
Rose: Once, Al Capone fucked a llama on a boat in the Atlantic ocean... You sure?
Me: Caaaaaarrrrrrrrllllllll! That kills people!
There once was a bluebird Suco. That bird wanted to be lawyer. He was eaten at the age of 7
The Home Life (My Family Episode 2)The Home Life (My Family Part 2)
Full House Theme song begins to play
Mylifesucksgetoverit: Pet Alien
(Living room: Edd and Emily are playing Nintendo with ICP playing in the background when Station comes home)
Father: Hello family
Son: Hi dad
Father: How was school?
Alien: He dropped out
Father: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT, honey?
Mother: Yes dear?
Father: Why did Edd dropped out of school?
Son: I wanna be a pornstar
(Station passes out and Edd twerks on Station when Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope comes in and raps with a crap load of Juggalos)
Closed Captioning provided by ICP, Seth Macfarlane for a parody of American Dad which you should watch. ( Because I though the alien living with a family was a good idea)
and from viewers like you, Thank you!
Battle Kreaturez Chapter 18 - Ben's Day Off(Ben is exploring Zayto City on his day off, taking a picture of one of its famous landmarks, the Zayto Tower. He notices a cute French maid with short red hair carrying some shopping bags, who we’ll come to know as Alex.
Ben isn’t the only one who notices Alex. Some street punks who look like rejects from Fist of the North Star also have their eye on the maid.)
PUNK1: Niiiice! Get a load of that one! Mm-mm… dem legs!...
PUNK2: Meh. Not my type.
PUNK3: She’s flat as a board.
PUNK1: You guys have no taste! Big boobs are overrated anyway! I got no problem with a flat chest…
(Punk1 walks alongside Alex.)
PUNK1: Hey baby, are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got FINE written all over you!
(Alex scoffs and ignores him.)
PUNK1: Giving me the cold shoulder eh? That’s okay, I like it when they play hard to get.
(As Alex is trying to get away, the redhead blunders onto a subway grate, which causes Alex’s dress to fly up like Marilyn Mon
Battle Kreaturez Chapter 16(It’s the day before the match. We open with an establishing panel of the Wyldcard Ranch. Ben is keeping himself busy by putting the finishing touches on the new habitat for Slash. It’s triple the size of his old one, with a little pond to swim in, with some rock piles to climb on, and trees and caves for shelter.)
BEN: Phew! All done! So, how do you like it, Slash?
(The Jagaldie wheeks happily and hops into the pond. Ben smiles as Slash splashes around.)
BEN: Glad you like it!
(Ben’s amulet chimes.)
WADE: Ben! Report to the tactics room. It’s time for the team meeting.
BEN: Sure, I’ll be right over.
(Ben arrives at the meeting and takes a seat with the rest of the team.)
WADE: Alright, now that we’re all accounted for let’s get right down to business. Kristy’s been hard at work on our battle plan for the upcoming match. Kristy, if you’ll do the honours…
(Kristy projects a hologram from her amulet, bringing up a map of the ar
Battle Kreaturez Chapter 11 - Opposite Approaches(An establishing panel of the Wyldcard ranch. It's early in the morning, and Ben is writing on his blog.)
NARRATION: The past few weeks have been pretty crazy. After the Swordfight Tournament at K-Fest, Riidya joined the Wyldcard team. Then she moved in with us; she's living in the room across from mine. Since then, Dennis and Kristy have begun training me and Riidya.
Things were pretty simple at first. Like those mindlinking exercises we started off with…
(Flash back to a training sequence. Dennis, Kristy, Ben and Riidya are mindlinked with Igor the Ghostoad, Dart the Silkiure, a Kreature resembling a fuzzy wingless dragonfly, Arnold the Rahawk and Dusk the Mardact, a winged possum-like Kreature, respectively.)
DENNIS: The key to mind linking is concentration. You must have a calm mind, shut out all idle distractions, and focus on the task at hand.
KRISTY: Mindlinking requires mental fortitude. The longer you can maintain a link, the more useful you'll be in battle. Every day,
Battle Kreaturez Chapter 09 - No Patience 4 N00bz(An establishing panel of the Theme Tourney arena. Round 1 is already in progress; Dennis, Wally (sitting on Dennis' lap) and Kristy are watching a battle between some anonymous fighters. The battle is in its last stages and comes to a close. During the intermission, Wade arrives with Rita, and sidles up to Kristy.)
DENNIS: Wade! It's about time!
KRISTY: What kept you?
WADE: Never mind that. How did the applications go? Did you find us a fifth team member?
KRISTY: Out of all the applicants, only one had any potential… (She cocks an eye at Rita.) So Wade, is this our corporate sponsor?
WADE: Huh? No, no… she's, uh… a new friend.
RITA: (She waves at Dennis and Kristy) Hi, I'm Rita! Nice t'meetcha!
DENNIS: (Flirtatiously) Heheheh… nice to meet you too. I'm Dennis…
WALLY: (He looks down) Huh? Something's poking me…
KRISTY: (Coldly) And I'm Kristy. His girlfriend.
WADE: So! Kristy, tell me about this… potential teammate you mentioned.
Battle Kreaturez Chapter 21 - Treating the Rookies(An establishing panel of The Blowhole. Cut to the interior. The Wyldcard team and the Crimson Lightning team are hanging out. Ben and Riidya are with Eric, Dennis and Kristy are with Tony and Monica, Spaz is with Mell and her boyfriend Jeremy, and Wade is with Jenni.)
(Setra serves Eric an order of chicken fingers and fries.)
SETRA: Here’s your meal! Enjoy!
ERIC: Thanks! (He starts chowing down.)
BEN: Just put it on our tab.
SETRA: Sure. By the way, you wouldn’t happen to know where Rita is, would you?
BEN: She’s been living at the Wyldcard Ranch, but I haven’t seen her since she went to that party the other night.
RIIDYA: Knowing her, she’s probably gotten hammered and passed out in someone’s bed.
SETRA: That deadbeat bimbo! This is the third time she’s blown off work! The next time I see her there’ll be hell to pay…
RIIDYA: Give her a flogging for me!
(Eric finishes off his food and guzzles his drink.)
BEN: Whoa, already?
Battle Kreaturez Chapter 19 - Tamer for Hire(An establishing panel of the Wyldcard ranch. Ben and Riidya, mindlinked with their Rahawk and Mardact, are sparring with Dennis and Kristy’s Geksaur and Koobine. The Geksaur and Koobine unleash their Zap Breath and Antennae beams. Ben and Riidya try to avoid the attack but it clips their Kreatures’ wings.)
RIIDYA: Damn! It’s impossible to avoid an attack like that!
BEN: Yeah, it just comes at you way too fast!
KRISTY: Actually, it should be rather simple to avoid.
DENNIS: Maybe you should try a lighter touch.
BEN: What do you mean?...
KRISTY: Sometimes the Kreature knows best. Arnold and Dusk are experts at flying. They’ve been doing it their entire lives.
DENNIS: A Kreature isn’t an expression of its Tamer’s will; they’re meant to fight as one. Don’t always try to suppress the Kreature’s instincts. Use them to your advantage.
KRISTY: Relax your mindlink slightly and let the Kreature handle it. Let’s try this again.
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